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These Ten Will Appear On Stage
From a note posted earlier this year --
March 17, 2019: Beto announced this past week; everyone knows Biden is running; yet to announce. Biden (29%); Bernie (22%); Kamala (11%); Pocahontas (7%); Beto (5%).
How to keep them straight:
- Biden: Harold Stassen, plagiarist, groper, creepy
- Bernie: crazy, socialist, numerous million-dollar homes
- Beto: crazy, eats dirt, feeds feces to wife
- Harris: used to be hard on crime; at one time, #BlueLivesMatter--ed; now, not so much
- Pocahontas: no sympathy for those who cheat to get into college -- yes, she actually said that in response to the USC admissions scandal
- Booker: a blank face
- Buttigieg: former US Marine; alternate lifestyle
- Klobuchar: global warming speech during frigid snowstorm
- Castro: confused, as we all are; which twin is he?
- $ang: one grand/month to everyone, including billionaires and multi-millionaires
Hickenlooper: a blank faceGillibrand: federal taxes of $27K on $210K incomeInslee: Nude Green Eel -- only plank in his platform
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