Fracking in Acapulco? Large Trembler Hits 115 Miles Away

The White House asked that I not suggest any relationship between fracking and earthquakes. Never mind. I misread the tweet. I was asked to honor a pledge not to talk about the First Family's whereabouts.

So all I can say is that the earthquake in Mexico today was 115 miles away from a ritzy resort where the rich and famous come to play despite SecState travel warnings.

You know, if the gag order is removed, one could see a new parlour game: "Where's Malia?"