Just kidding: Brent is currently up 19 cents, trading at just over $40/bbl.
Must be another great night of rioting. Since the riots began, the Dow has surged more than a thousand points. Futures tonight: up another 200 points.
From social media:I don't know why, but every once in a while I get a random urge to listen to this, and then I do, and then I'm happy.