Off The Net -- Five-Day Wedding Anniversary Celebration Begins Momentarily -- March 15, 209

And, now, for something a little different, from Qatar:

The Peter Gunn Theme, Henry Mancini, Qatar Philmarmonic
Best comment at the video: "85 dislikes???? Somewhere in the world, 85 little villages are missing their idiots."

In case the Mueller distort is released while we are out celebrating:

F.B.I., The Shadows