The Humor Page: Three Inches Over 400 Years -- I Can't Make This Stuff Up -- February 23, 2016

... and I thought I was the only that made these kind of typos:

I suppose it's possible some day we will read about a bird found dead at some turkey chute. LOL.

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Manchurian Candidate

I don't have the energy to draw/drag out this post.

Does anyone ever wonder how a junior senator from Illinois becomes president of the United States literally overnight?

Does anyone wonder why the Jeb Bush supporters are moving their millions of dollars of support to Rubio?

Does anyone wonder why the Democratic establishment loves a felon like Hillary? 

Does anyone wonder why the Republican and Democratic establishment is so anti-Trump?

Does anyone doubt that if it comes down to Trump vs Hillary, even establishment GOP will go for Hillary, or if they can't stomach the thought, simply not vote so that Hillary wins because of poor GOP turnout?

Say what you want, humans are pretty much binary in their thinking. Fight or flee. Black or white. Good or bad. Bottom line, profit or loss.

At the end of the day, the establishment only wants the nominee who can be bought.

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From The New York Times On Global Warming

I can't make this stuff up. From The New York Times:

The paper shows the ocean to be extremely sensitive to small fluctuations in the Earth’s temperature. The researchers found that when the average global temperature fell by a third of a degree Fahrenheit in the Middle Ages, for instance, the surface of the ocean dropped by about three inches in 400 years. When the climate warmed slightly, that trend reversed.

Three inches over 400 years. Fortunately the Arabs were out there measuring sea levels when the western world, as we know it, collapsed.

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Lucky

Sometimes one just gets lucky. This may turn out to be my favorite video of all time.

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Real Lucky

I Learned Something New Today

It's Just a Matter of Time, Randy Travis