This Will Be The Shortest-Lasting Correction On Record -- September 4, 2020

 Wow, I'm in a great mood.

This is going to be the shortest-lasting correction on record. 

TSLA has already turned green for the day, and not by just a trivial amount.

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AAPL has had a huge reversal. In a good way.

The Fed is backing up the market.

Productivity surged 10.1%.

Jobs numbers released this morning were incredible.

But this is what has me most excited:

• the start of the PGA FedEx Tour Championship today; started about an hour ago
• live coverage begins .... right now ... 12:00 noon, CDT on NBC Golf channel;
  
• Dustin Johnson has yet to tee off; already - 10 strokes and two strokes ahead of Jon Rahm in second place
• it looks like the course is playing tough: early starters are "even" or one stroke better than par
  
• the first day ever that the "Minfigs and Bricks" store down the street will start receiving "newly" released Lego products on a regular basis -- and that's where I'm headed in a few minutes
• actually, this has also put me in good spirits, getting a better handle on the paleontology "across" the Permian Mass Extinction (posted yesterday)
• just as Pluto was removed from the list of the planets in "our solar system," the paleontologists have added a sixth class to the chordates: the synapsids. Technically there are five orders of chordates, but the experts divide the fish into three orders, giving us seven classes within the chordate phylum; 
• so, for Sophia: fish, amphibians, reptiles, birds, synapsids (extinct), and mammals; 
• although, some experts are substituting "synapsids" for "mammals," bringing us back to the classic five: fish, amphibians, reptiles, birds, and synapsids -- yeah, it's all in flux
  

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