Monday, September 9, 2019

And People Take These Guys Seriously -- September 9, 2019


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These Ten Will Appear On Stage

From a note posted earlier this year --
March 17, 2019: Beto announced this past week; everyone knows Biden is running; yet to announce. Biden (29%); Bernie (22%); Kamala (11%); Pocahontas (7%); Beto (5%).

How to keep them straight:
  • Biden: Harold Stassen, plagiarist, groper, creepy
  • Bernie: crazy, socialist, numerous million-dollar homes
  • Beto: crazy, eats dirt, feeds feces to wife
  • Harris: used to be hard on crime; at one time, #BlueLivesMatter--ed; now, not so much
  • Pocahontas: no sympathy for those who cheat to get into college -- yes, she actually said that in response to the USC admissions scandal
  • Booker: a blank face
  • Buttigieg: former US Marine; alternate lifestyle
  • Klobuchar: global warming speech during frigid snowstorm
  • Castro: confused, as we all are; which twin is he?
  • $ang: one grand/month to everyone, including billionaires and multi-millionaires
  • Hickenlooper: a blank face
  • Gillibrand: federal taxes of $27K on $210K income
  • Inslee: Nude Green Eel -- only plank in his platform

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