And People Take These Guys Seriously -- September 9, 2019

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These Ten Will Appear On Stage

From a note posted earlier this year --

March 17, 2019: Beto announced this past week; everyone knows Biden is running; yet to announce. Biden (29%); Bernie (22%); Kamala (11%); Pocahontas (7%); Beto (5%).

How to keep them straight:

• Biden: Harold Stassen, plagiarist, groper, creepy
• Bernie: crazy, socialist, numerous million-dollar homes
• Beto: crazy, eats dirt, feeds feces to wife
• Harris: used to be hard on crime; at one time, #BlueLivesMatter--ed; now, not so much
• Pocahontas: no sympathy for those who cheat to get into college -- yes, she actually said that in response to the USC admissions scandal
• Booker: a blank face
• Buttigieg: former US Marine; alternate lifestyle
• Klobuchar: global warming speech during frigid snowstorm
• Castro: confused, as we all are; which twin is he?
• $ang: one grand/month to everyone, including billionaires and multi-millionaires
• Hickenlooper: a blank face
• Gillibrand: federal taxes of $27K on $210K income
• Inslee: Nude Green Eel -- only plank in his platform