Sunday, January 17, 2016

The Geico Rock Award, 2016: Best In Show -- Hillary Clinton

Best In Show: Hillary Clinton -- apparently unaware that it was the Electoral Vote not the popular vote that counted.
Hillary Clinton: wins the popular vote by 2.5 million votes (and maybe more). Despite winning the popular vote, she says Russian hackers rigged the system against her. She lost the electoral vote. She did not visit the state of Wisconsin even once during the campaign; apparently she was unaware that the US elects presidents based on the results of the Electoral College and not the popular vote.
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Category Winners
 Announced December 16, 2016

Environmental Activists and Warmists:
  • Prof Peter Wadhams, Cambridge, predicating as recently as late summer, 2016, the Arctic Ocean would be ice-free this year; it wasn't -- not by a long shot
Group Award:
Intermittent Energy: 
Bakken Boom, Williston Region: 
Bakken Boom, Dickinson Region
  • No nominees this year
Radicalized Muslim Terror, Western Hemisphere:
  • Obama: his under-estimation of the JV team; went golfing; would get the intel briefing on the 15th tee
Radicalized Muslim Terror, Europe:
  • Merkel: on opening her country's borders, before realizing, "maybe not such a good idea"
Radicalized Muslim Terror, Mideast:
  • Shi-ite cleric who lost his head speaking out in a country where speaking out is frowned upon; if he wins, the award will be awarded posthumously
State Government:
2016 President Election:
  • Hillary Clinton: wins the popular vote by 2.5 million votes (and maybe more); despite winning the popular vote, says Russian hackers rigged the system against her; she lost the electoral vote; did not visit the state of Wisconsin even once during the campaign; apparently she was unaware that the US elects presidents based on the results of the Electoral College and not the popular vote.
Miscellaneous:
  • Al Sharpton: #BlackLivesMatter is "not anti-cop" speech; 24 hours later, #BLM-inspired shooter kills three Baton Rouge cops; injures many more
The Nominees
 
Nominations for the 2016 Geico Rock Award are coming in faster than I can manage. Because there are more than usual this year, we will have to establish categories:
  • Geico Rock Award: Best In Show
  • Geico Rock Award: Group Award
  • Geico Rock Award: Intermittent Energy
  • Geico Rock Award: Bakken Boom, Williston Region
  • Geico Rock Award: Bakken Boom, Dickinson Region
  • Geico Rock Award: Radicalized Muslim Terror, Western Hemisphere
  • Geico Rock Award: Radicalized Muslim Terror, Europe
  • Geico Rock Award: Radicalized Muslim Terror, Mideast 
  • Geico Rock Award: State Government
  • 2Geico Rock Award: 2016 Presidential Election
  • Geico Rock Award: Miscellaneous
The winner in each category will compete for the "Best In Show" trophy. There can be no consecutive "Best in Show" winners: this is known as the "Obama Rule." There can be consecutive annual winners in all categories, except "Best in Show. Categories are still being added. Nominations through December 20, 2016, will be accepted. Suggestions for nominations are scrutinized. The judges are not looking for nominations for the Darwin Award, although there can certainly be overlap (consider the Shiite cleric inciting revolution in a country not particularly lenient when it comes to such talk).

Winners will be announced, assuming I don't get bored with this activity, or that I don't forget, on/about December 31, 2016.

Geico Rock Award: Environmental activists and warmists
Geico Rock Award: Group Award
Geico Rock Award: Intermittent Energy
Geico Rock Award: Bakken Boom, Williston Region 
Geico Rock Award: Bakken Boom, Dickinson Region

Geico Rock Award: Radicalized Muslim Terror, Western Hemisphere
  • Hillary: her misunderstanding of the Benghazi situation; went to bed early, knowing she could read about it in the morning
  • Obama: his under-estimation of the JV team; went golfing; would get the intel briefing on the 15th tee
Geico Rock Award: Radicalized Muslim Terror, Europe
Geico Rock Award: Radicalized Muslim Terror, Mideast
  • Shi-ite cleric who lost his head speaking out in a country where speaking out is frowned upon; if he wins, the award will be awarded posthumously
Geico Rock Award: Federal Government
Geico Rock Award: State Government
Geico Rock Award: 2016 Presidential Election
  • President Obama: I knew Hillary was going to  win anyway
  • Hillary Clinton: wins the popular vote by 2.5 million votes (and maybe more); despite winning the popular vote, says Russian hackers rigged the system against her; she lost the electoral vote; did not visit the state of Wisconsin even once during the campaign; apparently she was unaware that the US elects presidents based on the results of the Electoral College and not the popular vote.
Geico Rock Award: Miscellaneous
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Past Winners

Geico Rock Award: Best in Show, 2015:  SecState John "I Served In Vietnam" Kerry: Rejection of Iran Deal Will Lead to U.S. Dollar Not Being the World's Reserve Currency.

Geico Rock Award: Best in Show, 2014: Ted Cruz was not aware he was a Canadian, that he had dual citizenship, until the media reported it. Once he found out, it took him nine months to officially renounce it. Coincidentally this was about the same time he got serious about running for president. This guy graduated from Harvard Law School.

Geico Rock Award: Best in Show, 2013: Devon Shire over at SeekingAlpha for reporting that Bakken oil production was decreasing the day before the Director's Cut came out, suggesting otherwise. Link here

Geico Rock Award: Best in Show, 2012:

We Can't Drill Our Way to Lower Gas Prices -- 
President Barack Obama with best advisers money can buy

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Speaking Of Gasoline At Low Prices

CNBC is reporting:
While gas prices are low nationwide, some stations are slashing the fuel's price to rock-bottom levels to the tune of less than 50 cents a gallon.

The drastic price cuts are part of a gas price war at three Houghton Lake, Mich., stations.

During the last three days, the prices dropped below a buck per gallon, falling as low as 46 cents at Sunrise Marathon. Meanwhile, the Beacon & Bridge gas station was as low as 47 cents, said employees of each station in interviews with CNBC.

A nearby Citgo says its prices slumped to 95 cents a gallon.

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