Friday, November 9, 2012

Update on Sandy Impact: Liquor Drought: Officials Want Military To Restore Power

This headline appeared earlier today at Drudge: liquor drought. It was initially posted at 12:59 a.m., November 9, 2012.

Now, at 3:59 p.m., November 9, 2012: Long Island officials want military to take over power restoration.

Nothing like the fear of a shortage of booze to get people moving. How long has it been since they've had no power, turning away non-union support, enforcing regulations about tree clearing by untrained individuals, gas lines stretching for miles, one photo op by the president, and electricity still not restored? How long? I believe it was on/about October 29 when the storm hit New Jersey. Ten, eleven days ago.

But, a liquor drought -- call in the US Marines.

I cannot make this stuff up.

Yes, I know the liquor drought was in New Jersey; and, I know that Long Island is in New York but New Yorkers read the headline and want action before the liquor drought spreads.

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I'm trying to imagine what is worse: 300 Fiskers bursting into flame due to the flood or this graphic description of the liquor warehouse, from the linked story above:
Yesterday, a sad mix of liquor and slush puddled on the ground outside Fedway Associates Inc.’s warehouse in Kearny — where the smell of red wine hung in the air as workers piled boxes and broken glass into an 8-foot-tall mountain.
The devastating deluge smashed bottles of pricy libations such as Grey Goose vodka and Cristal Champagne, leaving a river of booze pouring onto a pile of soggy cardboard.

8 comments:

  1. OH my God will they have this fixed before the Mayan issue comes forward on Dec. 21st..

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    1. One has to admit, it really was kind of "funny" to see these two stories juxtaposed the way they were on Drudge.

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  2. This sounds like a good promo for HBO's "Boarwalk Empire" and Nucky Thompson. The guys from "Moonshiners" should make a run up to the big city and help Bloomberg with two major problems: alcohol shortage and drinks with excessive calories. LOL

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    1. I'm glad folks were able to take this story (these two stories) in stride.

      But yes, they could ration the alcoholic drinks -- max 12 oz and rationed based on year of birth (odd/even years). Emergency response workers move to head of line.

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    2. You mean they can't even make a 20 oz Long Island Ice Tea in Long Island? What's next; not being able to eat a Hershey's chocolate bar in Hershey, PA? I guess, in this cultural environment that should be considered a rhetorical question.

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  3. Turn the damn place into a Buffalo Common. People shouldn't be living there and it would be a great stride in increasing wildlife. Humanity should step aside for the preservation of the species.

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