Nominees For the 2019 Geico Rock Award

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Winner

First Runner-Up: 

Second Runner-Up: Financial Times: US shale's rise means supply threats no longer have the same power to shock the market.

List of 2019 Nominees 

Nominees for the 2019 Geico Rock Award

• IEA: US shale will "squeeze" OPEC influence.
• Rebecca Elliott / Christopher M. Matthews: shale boom is slowing just when the world needs oil most.
• Angela Merkel: admits that multiculturalism efforts in Germany have utterly failed.
• Forbes editor(s): noted in an October 3, 2019, article that Texas, North Dakota, and New Mexico were leading the US shale revolution
• Tulsi Gabbard: one year into the Democrat race for president, and she realizes the DNC is rigging things
• Heritage Foundation chief economist Steve Moore: folks moving from New York to Florida due to Trump's new tax law
• Financial Times: US shale's rise means supply threats no longer have the same power to shock the market.
• Javier Blas: the US is producing the "wrong" kind of oil 
• Neil Ackerman: stone circles found in England are notoriously difficult to date
• Mark Jaccard: "we are still living in a fossil-fuel-based economy"
• IEA: US shale revolution changed global energy market
• House of Saud: taking 5% of the global oil supply off the market might cause oil prices to rise;