Notes From All Over -- Let's Start With Covid Now That New York Declares "Disaster Emergency" -- November 27, 2021

Updates 

November 28, 2021:

• "double premium"
• "double secret probation"
  
• "disaster emergency"

Later, 6:57 p.m. Central Time: ISO NE. Surprisingly, on a Saturday evening, the entire region went to the 5th decile.

Later, 1:54 p.m. Central Time: a reader suggested that the New York governor, announcing a "disaster emergency," has watched Aminal House one too many times. LOL. Link here.

Original Post

Press release discussions in Albanhy:

• The new New York governor: "But we've already used 'emergency.'"
• Speechwriter: "We could go with "disaster.'"
• The new New York governor: "Not strong enough. Brandon's a disaster.
• Speechwriter: "Emergency disaster?"
• The new New York governor: "And save 'catastrophic emergency disaster' for next year?"
• Speechwriter: "And we still have 'apocalyptic."

Link here to New York stats:

WHO names variants:

• Link here.
• Previous new variant: Nu
• Skip: Xi
• New variant: Omicron.

Fact-checked: that really is the Greek alphabet.