No Spill Is Too Small To Report -- No Spill Left Behind -- The Bismarck Tribune -- August 13, 2019

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From The Bismarck Tribune via twitter:

Data points:

• the spill occurred a week ago, a week before this story was published;
• by the time the story was published, all saltwater was recovered
• the story did not say whether the saltwater spill was limited to the pad or not; based on what was reported, the spill was contained
• 335 bbls or 14,070 gallons of saltwater
• an inspector had been on site 

And we move on.

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Epstein Humor

And these are new.

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Babylon Bee

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