The Markets -- March 3, 2019

First things first: for those who were curious about Keith Mitchell's caddie -- enjoy. 

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Dow futures: up 104 points.

UNP: moving pre-market. Up 1.07%.

Headline over at CNN Business: "The 10-year anniversary of the bull market is coming."

Confirmed. Over at CNBC, Dow futures also up 107 points.

CNBC headlines (old headlines from last week):

• Tesla's stock is tanking (Yahoo!Finance still shows TSLA with $3.69 billion in cash)
• NYC deputy mayor suggests if women ran firms like Amazon, the HQ2 deal might have survived (I can't make that up)
• stocks extend winning streak as economy strengthens 
• failed North Korea talks will bring US and China closer together
• why Friday's jobs report is more important than usual (spoiler alert: it's all about the Fed)

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