And That's The Way It Is -- Gonna Go Work For Oasis -- March 16, 2015

This is the usual input operators give the NDIC with regard to where the rig is going next:

But this is, without question, the "best" thing I've seen all day:

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"Going to work for someone else" is about as good as it gets in this drilling environment. Wow, that's funny. 

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