As The World Turns

Tonight's episode of the new cable television adult soap, Keystone XL: "We've Got a Secret."

The developer of the Keystone XL pipeline has identified a new corridor through Nebraska that avoids the environmentally sensitive Sandhills, but a spokesman says the company won't yet release its proposal.

In tonight's episode Jack Nicholson reprises his role as president of the United States (see Mars Attack).

Spoiler alert!

TransCanada spokesman Shawn Howard told The Associated Press the Canadian pipeline company has identified a rough corridor, but not a specific route, through which the pipeline could run.

Howard said the proposal will be revealed during public hearings set by the Nebraska Department of Environmental Quality, if a state review is allowed to proceed.

Stay tuned.  The critically-acclaimed soap is being shown on an ad hoc basis (schedule subject to change) on Al Gore's Current TV cable network. Keith Olberman Eliot Spitzer is this evening's guest host introducing the episode.