I Can't Make This Stuff Up ---

An entrepreneur has promised to solve all your telephone headaches in the Bakken, by providing an on-line social network for oil rig workers in the Williston Basin oil patch.

“A company man on the rig has a big black book of out-dated business cards,” Paulson said. “When he needs something, he has to call through all these numbers. When a company man needs something, they can just log-in and search for what they need.”

To access more information regarding this new on-line social network, telephone: 701-645-1151.

The company man/woman on a rig should take out his/her big black book of out-dated business cards and add another telephone number to find out more about this coming service.

I cannot make this stuff up.

I honestly do not believe Zuckerman (or whatever his name was) started Facebook with an invitation for folks to call his dorm room telephone to learn how to connect.