The Oil Patch Has a New University -- The Bakken, North Dakota, USA

Along with oilfield courses, they have Latin 101 with an emphasis on completing wells:

These were sold at the Hoestfest this year. Photo courtesy of DH. I was particularly pleased to see that in Latin "frackum" is spelled correctly.

For those who would like to order these for Christmas gifts for mineral owners living out-of-state, here's the website: http://www.bakkenduds.com/.